Unkoverd Boyz

Unkoverd Boyz, the sequel to Koverboyz Fantasies, we learn that the thin line between jerkoff hardcore pornography and jerkoff erotica is not a matter of artfulness, but simply of concealment. The video takes creative pains to hide the stiffies — by blurring or soft focus and with objects obstructing the view, such as a leaf or a chair — even though it also allows us generous little peeks at the erections and other dangling goods. That’s how we know the makers weren’t really making porn, just “frustrated porn”. Someday, hopefully soon, I would like to see a version of this released without the blockage, because I’m sure it’s hibernating in somebody’s hard drive somewhere.

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